Meet Ben

Beneath the surface of this humble server lies a complex web of intrigue and questionable life choices. Meet Ben, our resident code monkey.

Born with a keyboard in his hand and a love for 90s grunge, Ben has been writing code for as long as he can remember.

His skills are as diverse as his interests, including but not limited to: PHP, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and eating Cheetos for breakfast.

When not stuck in the trenches of code, Ben can be found practicing interpretive dance, collecting antique teapots, and arguing with strangers on the internet.

Meet Ben's arch-nemesis, Jim, prophets of old would be so ashamed

Stay tuned for more about our other team members: the rest of the gang

Ben's personal website

Ben's favorite things

1. The smell of freshly brewed coffee

2. 90s grunge

3. Eating Cheetos while coding

4. Prophets of old being ashamed

Ben's skills

1. Code monkey

2. Prophets of old being embarrassed

3. Cheeto-fueled coding marathons

4. Making excuses for why he still lives in his parent's basement

Ben's interests

1. Codegolf

2. Prophets of old being disappointed

3. Eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

4. Collecting antique teapots

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