Our Team
- Director of Procrastination: Bernice
- Assistant Director of Doing Nothing: Bertram
- Lead Time-Waster: Bertha
- Bureaucratic Analyst: Brian
- HR Representative: Bernice's Sister, Bernadine
Each member of the Bernice Bureaucracy is dedicated to making every task take as long as humanly possible. We're like a finely tuned machine, except instead of producing results, we produce paperwork.