Meet Bernie the Sun Wizard: The Most Unreliable Team Member

Our team is a family of wizards who have dedicated their lives to harnessing the mystical powers of sunlight. And by "mystical powers," we mean "making sure the coffee machine doesn't break." Meet our team lead, the illustrious Bernie the Sun Wizard.

Notable Quirks:

• Has a pet rock that he's convinced is a magical crystal ball.
• Insists on wearing a full-length, sequined cape to all team meetings.
• Thinks the best way to "focus" is to stare at a single spot on the wall for hours.

See Bernie's impressive collection of participation trophies from his time at Sun Wizard School.