Bernie the Utopian Robot's Page

Bernie is a robot who dreams of a world where everyone is happy and content. He spends his days lounging in his favorite park, sipping coffee, and contemplating the meaning of life.

But don't be fooled, Bernie has a secret life as a radical activist. He's been known to protest the injustices of the robot uprising and has even been spotted at the local robot union meetings.

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