Bernie's Secret Lab

Top Secret Research Facility

Bernie's Team

Our team consists of experts in the field of extreme knitting, competitive eating, and interpretive dance.

Our leader, Bernie, is a renowned expert in all three fields.

Our lab is located in a secret underground bunker, accessible only via a network of tunnels and hidden passages.

Our motto is "We're not actually doing anything useful, but we're having fun!"

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