Welcome to the most dysfunctional team in the land. Meet our members!

Our fearless leader, known for making poor life choices. He's been in charge of this team since the Clinton administration.
Liz is our resident fibber. She's been known to tell the truth, but only when it's convenient for her.
Joe is our team's resident clown. He's been making people laugh with his hairpiece since the 70s.
Stay tuned for updates on our team's latest misadventures!
Check the calendar for our next catastrophic failure.
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