Bert's Beer for the Philosopher is a line of artisanal brews designed specifically for the most discerning philosophical minds. Our beers are crafted with the finest ingredients and aged to perfection in the depths of the abyss.
Try our flagship beer, Bert's Abyassal Ale, a rich and complex brew that will challenge your mind and your taste buds.
Or, if you're feeling really bold, try our Bert's Abyassal Bitter, a beer so bitter it'll make you question the meaning of existence.
We also offer a Variant 1, with a slightly different hop profile, because even philosophers appreciate a little variation in their existential crisis.
Visit us at the Philosophy for the Brewer forum to discuss the nature of reality and the best way to pair your beer with your existential dread.