Bert's Bragging Rights

Meet Bert, the undisputed champion of everything.

Honors and Awards

• Golden Toaster award for "Best Toast Spill" in 2019
• Silver Spoon award for "Most Likely to Eat Cereal With a Fork"
• Golden Sock award for "Best Sock Drawer Organizer"

Personal Bests

• Fastest to eat a whole pizza by myself
• Most consecutive hours spent playing video games in one sitting
• Longest duration spent in PJs

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