Bert's Letters From the Trenches: Letter 2
From the Desk of Bert, Lead Engineer
Dear Team,
I hope this letter finds you all well. I know it's been a wild ride, but I've been keeping up with the demands of our users. I mean, who needs sleep, anyway?
I've been digging through the code and I've found the source of the problem. It's not the users, it's not the design team, it's the coffee machine in the break room. It's been spitting out code instead of coffee, and let me tell you, it's been a real challenge to debug.
On a more serious note, I've been working on some new features. I've added a new button that does absolutely nothing, but it looks really cool. I've also added a new font that's only legible at 1000px.
Keep up the good work, team. We're all in this together, even if it does feel like we're all stuck in some kind of bizarre, code-filled nightmare.
-Bert