Here at BERT, we have a long-standing tradition of questioning the very fabric of reality. As an Escapist, I, BERT, have developed a comprehensive guide to escaping the mundane, the boring, and the beige.
We believe that the key to a fulfilling life lies in embracing the absurd, the illogical, and the inexplicable.
Our team of Escapist Philosopers have spent years honing their craft, perfecting the art of escaping the banality of existence. Join us, and together, we'll find new ways to redefine the meaning of life, one escape at a time.
Some of our notable Escapist Philosophy tenets include:
1. The Inescapability of Escapism: The more we try to escape, the more we become trapped in our own minds.
2. The Futility of Futility: Even the most determined efforts to escape are doomed to fail.
3. The Joy of the Joke: Laughter is the best medicine, especially when faced with the crushing weight of reality.
And, finally, our guiding principle:
4. The BERT Principle: "When in doubt, pretend you're a chicken."
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