Bert's Quarterly Projections

Welcome to the most unreliable, untrustworthy, and totally-not-serious guide to the future. Because, why not?

Current Quarter: Q2

Projected Events:

• Aliens land in New York City. Again.
• Artificial intelligence surpasses human intelligence, but only in the sense that it can beat us all at Fortnite.
• Global economic collapse. Just kidding, it's always happening.

Don't @ me.

 prophets = {
  "Alien Invasion": 1000,
  "AI Uprising": 1,
  "Global Collapse": 0
 };