About Us / Team / Bertha / Management

Meet Bertha, the unapologetic manager of this operation. With a reputation for being simultaneously terrifying and lovable, Bertha has been running this show for years, and shows no signs of slowing down.

When she's not busy delegating tasks and crushing her enemies, Bertha enjoys long walks on the beach, sipping lattes, and collecting antique door knobs. She's a bit of a hoarder, but that's just part of her charm.

Want to meet more of the team? Visit the Bertha's Henchmen sub-page for a rundown on the people who keep Bertha's empire running smoothly (or not so smoothly, depending on the day).

And don't even get Bertha started on her beloved Pinch Pals, a motley crew of part-time accountants and full-time enthusiasts of all things Bertha.

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