Meet Bertha, our resident code queen

Bertha is a master of all things code. She's been around for 12 years, and in that time, she's seen it all. From the rise and fall of Flash, to the endless debate over tabs vs spaces.

Her code is as beautiful as a sunset over the ocean. Her debugging skills are unmatched, her patience is wearing thin, and her love for all things pixelated is only rivalled by her love for all things caffeine.

Subteam: The Caffeine Committee

A secretive group of coders who meet in an undisclosed location to discuss the finer points of Java and C++. They're known for their love of all things dark and their disdain for all things mainstream.

Join us for the Coffee Covenants
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