Bertie the Brute: The Unapologetic, Unapologetically Unrefined
Bertie is known for his unorthodox work ethic. He often takes 5 hour lunch breaks to watch reruns of 'Days of our Lives' and has been known to fall asleep at his desk at least once a week. His colleagues describe him as 'a force of nature', but mostly 'a menace'.
Bertie lives alone in a studio apartment filled with 17 cats, 23 rubber ducks, and 1 worn-out couch. He spends most of his free time practicing his 'death stare' in the mirror.