Bertram: The Brash and Brilliant Brute

Bertram is our lead Brute-in-Charge, responsible for the overall aesthetic of this site. He's a master of the dark arts of design, and has a passion for bold, clashing colors.

Notable Works:

• The infamous 'Graffiti-Tagged Fiasco' design
• Quotes from his enemies
• A list of all the times Bertram won 'Best in Show' at the annual Brute Awards

Bertram's Favorites:

• His go-to font, 'Bangers'
• A palette of colors so bright, it'll make your eyes water
• The soundtrack to his morning coffee-fueled design sessions