Bertrand, Bertrand: The Unapologetic Duo

Our resident experts in doing the bare minimum.

  1. Doing nothing for hours at a time.
  2. Accidentally eating an entire pizza by themselves.
  3. Celebrating every minor accomplishment with a nap.
Our Achievements "We're like two peas in a pod, except one of us is a bit more...pea-sized." - Bertrand, Bertrand