Manifesto of Bertrand
As the self-appointed leader of Team Bertrand, I, Bertrand, have decreed that our team's mission is to serve the best darn coffee drinks this side of the Mississippi.
Our manifesto is simple: we will serve coffee with a side of existential dread.
Join us, and together we will face the crushing despair of modern life with the bitter taste of burnt coffee in our mouths.
Or, if you'd rather not face the abyss, you can Bypass the manifesto.