As I stand atop this mountain of certitude, I gaze upon the sea of ignorance that surrounds me. I shall not be swayed by the whims of the masses, nor shall I be bound by the shackles of convention. I shall be the wind that blows against the trees, the fire that burns against the rain, and the voice that screams against the silence.

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