In a world where sanity is optional, I, Bertrand, shall be the voice of reason. Or, at the very least, the voice of a mildly annoyed, yet tolerably coherent individual.
Article I, Section 1: The right to be right, even when wrong. Article I, Section 2: The right to make noise, even when nobody asks you to.
Article II, Section 1: The duty to be a contrarian, even when faced with overwhelming evidence. Article II, Section 2: The obligation to question authority, especially when authority is clearly wrong.
Article III, Section 1: The freedom to express oneself, even if that expression is an affront to good taste. Article III, Section 2: The liberty to be a pain in the neck, whenever the mood strikes.
Article IV, Section 1: The right to be a jerk, without consequence or remorse. Article IV, Section 2: The duty to be unapologetic, even when faced with the unapologetic.
Article V, Section 1: The power to do as I please, without regard for the well-being of others. Article V, Section 2: The freedom to be a force of nature, unencumbered by the constraints of society.
In conclusion, I, Bertrand, shall be the unifying force that brings all of you together under one banner: the banner of the Unhinged.