The Bertrie Team: Experts in the Field of Doing Things
Meet the team that's not just good at things, but actually has a PhD in being good at things.
- Dr. Bertrie P. Bottomsworth - Thesis Author Extraordinaire
- Bertie McTavish - Chief Procrastinator
- Jane D. Doer - Task Master General
Our team of experts is available to consult on a variety of projects, including but not limited to:
- Doing things
- Being good at things
- Having a PhD
We're not available for hire for things like:
- Cleaning the office
- Making small talk
- Maintaining a social media presence