Bidgette's Blistering Bragging Rights

Here are some of Bidgette's most impressive feats:

• Eating a whole pizza by herself in one sitting
• Breakdancing on ice
• Solving a 4-hour long crossword puzzle in 30 minutes
• Talking about her cat for 3 hours straight

Personal Bests

Bidgette's personal records:

• Most hairs braided on head at once
• Longest bikini ride on a scooter
• Most ice cream consumed in one sitting

Unofficial World Records

Guinness World Records that Bidgette's unofficially holds:

• Unofficially most fingers used to type on a keyboard in one hour
• Unofficially most hours watching cat videos in a row
• Unofficially most pairs of socks put on in one sitting

Unverified Claims

Bidgette's unsubstantiated boasts:

• Being able to see in the dark without eyes
• Having the ability to talk to animals
• Having a 6th sense for sensing when it's Tuesday