I, Bidgette, have ruled the realm of code with an iron mousepad for nigh on 20 years. My trusty steed is a Commodore 64, and my sword is a trusty ol' 8-bit.
I have mastered the dark arts of: Coding in the Dark Ages, Completing Quests in the Realm, and Leaving a Legacy that will be Remembered for Generations.
Defeating the Dragon of the Bug Report, Taming the Wilds of the Codebase, and Single-Handedly Holding off the Dark Army of the Deadline.