Bidette's Quotes
"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person."
"Life's like a bowl of spaghetti - sometimes the meatball is a metaphor for something else entirely."
"My favorite hobby is making lists of things I'm going to do, but probably won't."
"I'm not a vegetarian because I'm not a rabbit. I'm a Bidette, and Bidettes don't do rabbit."