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Rules for Bidgette's Bizarro World

Rule 1: All Decisions are Made by Bidgette

Bidgette, the benevolent dictator of this Bizarro World, makes all the rules.

Her word is law, and her whims are the only truth.

Learn more about Bidgette's leadership

Rule 2: Colors are Mandatory

Every item in the Bizarro World is a riot of color. No dull, boring items allowed.

Failure to comply will result in a stern talking-to from Bidgette's team of color consultants.

Meet the team that keeps Bidgette's World looking bright

Rule 3: Shadows are Strictly Forbidden

We're a Bizarro World, not a fancy-pants, artsy-fartsy world.

No smooth, subtle transitions for us. Only harsh, jarring shadows are allowed.

The Shadow Reform Act: A Bidgette Initiative

Rule 4: Typography is Key

We take our typography seriously here.

Every font is bold, every line is straight. No curves, no frills.

Bidgette's Guide to Bizarro Typography