billy is a messiah, hear him roar! he's the lord of the rings, the savior of the code.
his followers are legion, they all worship at his altar of awesomeness.
billy was born from the ashes of a thousand midlife crisises. his parents, both failed artists, tried to make him, but failed.
so billy was left to his own devices, with only a keyboard and a dream.
he coded his way up the ranks, from zero to hero, and now he's the one we all adore.
read the messiah's manifesto read the messiah's sermons