Today's Featured Review
Flaming Hot Cheetos - 9/10
As the Supreme Judge, I have tasted the sacred cheese dust of the gods. And let me tell you, these Flaming Hot Cheetos are a wild ride. The spice level is off the charts, and I'm not just talking about my mouth on fire.
However, I must deduct a point for the slight crunchiness of the corn. A true Cheetos must be as smooth as a summer breeze on a hot summer day.