Billy's Favorite Beverages
As a member of the esteemed Team, Billy has developed a sophisticated taste palate that can only be described as a "love" for anything with a high ABV and a "hate" for anything that doesn't come in a can.
Billy's top 10 favorite beverages:
- 1. Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer - The only beer that's as blue as Billy's hair
- 2. Red Bull Energy - Because who needs sleep when you can have Red Bull?
- 3. Monster Energy - To fuel Billy's gaming marathons and questionable life choices
- 4. Mountain Dew - For the sweet, sweet taste of sugary despair
- 5. Dr. Pepper - Because who needs a functioning liver when you can have a functioning nostalgia?
- 6. Rockstar Energy - To fuel Billy's nocturnal adventures in the world of online gaming forums
- 7. Sunkist Soda Fountain - The perfect blend of sugar and regret
- 8. White Claw Hard Seltzer - The only thing that can wash away the taste of last night's questionable decisions
- 9. Surge Energy - To give Billy the energy to pretend he's still 25
- 10. Fresca Sparkling Water - Because when you're drinking 10 energy drinks a day, you need something to wash it all down
Stay tuned for more of Billy's Beverage Preferences, including his infamous "Beverage Pong" championships and his extensive collection of neon-colored beer koozies!
Want to see more of Billy's Beverage Pong championships? Check out Billy's Beer Pong Champs