Billy's Favorite Beverages

Welcome to the Bureau of Chief of Staff, Billy's Favorite Things

Billy's got a thing for the good stuff. If it's not a 2-for-1 happy hour special, he's not interested.

Top 5 Favorite Drinks

• 1. Beer: The Ultimate Relaxation Potion
• 2. Energy Shots: The Morning After
• 3. Energy Drinks: The Never-Ending Buzz
• 4. Soda: The Bitter Taste of Regret
• 5. Coffee: The Fuel for the Unwashed Masses

Billy's got a special place in his heart for these fine beverages. Don't @ him.

Stay hydrated, and drink responsibly. Or not. It's up to you, man.

Related Pages

• Favorite Foods: The Bland but Comforting Delights of Billy's Youth
• Favorite Activities: The Art of Not Leaving the Couch

Or, just go to the Random Page of Chaos and Confusion

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