Billy's Tour

Welcome to Billy's Tour of the most interesting places in the world! I'm Billy, your tour guide. I've got a bad back and a worse attitude.

Today's destination: The Land of Forgotten Socks. It's a real treat, trust me.

As we walk through the fields of missing footwear, keep an eye out for the infamous Sock Goblins. They're small, mischievous creatures that will steal your socks in a heartbeat.

Don't worry, they're harmless... mostly. Just don't get too close to the Sock Goblins' lair or you might just find yourself on the wrong side of the fence.

We'll be taking a short break for snacks at the local Sock Hole cafe. Their Sock-themed nachos are a real treat, and don't forget to try their Sock-shaped cookies!

Ready to move on to the next destination? Click the link below to continue the tour!

Next Stop: The Museum of Lost Remote Controls