Meet Binary Betty's Bizarre Bureaucracy

Welcome to the world's most inefficient, yet strangely effective, bureaucratic organization. I, Binary Betty, am the CEO of this Our Architects have designed a system so Byzantine, so Byzantine, it's a wonder anything gets done at all.

Key Personnel:

• Binary Betty - CEO (Chief Executive Officer of Non-Existent Projects)
• Our Developers - The Ones Who Actually Do Something
• Our Administrators - The Ones Who Make Sure Nothing Happens

Our Mission:

Our mission is to create a system so Byzantine, so complex, that no one can understand it. We're not just a bureaucratic organization, we're an experience.

Our Zero Tolerance for Productivity Policy ensures that our employees are never, ever, productive.