Blerg Team: Where Brains Meet Blerg

Meet the dream team behind the most epic, most legendary, and most utterly absurd website on the internet.

We're not just a team, we're a Blerg – a force to be reckoned with.

Our team is led by the fearless Zorvath, the Blerg King, who has been known to eat 17 bowls of cereal at once and still manage to look stylish.

• Meet Nim, the Blerg Queen – a master of all things Glam Rock and Ponzi Scheme.
• Joining us is Grog, the Blerg Jester – a juggling expert, and expert at juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle.
• We're also proud to have Blerga, the Blerg Ninja on board, who can sneak up on you and steal your snacks without you even seeing her.
• And last but not least, our team is rounded out by Blergo, the Blerg Janitor – who keeps the dreaded toilet of the office clean.

Each member of our team is a master of their craft, and together we're a force to be reckoned with – a force that will not stop until we've taken over the world!

Learn more about the Blerg Our Mission: to make the world a more Blerg-tastic place