Bob's Achievements

Certified Master of the Obvious

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Underachieving: Where Bob's Expectations Were Lowered | Overachieving: Where Bob's Expectations Were Met

Bob's team has achieved great things, and here's proof.

1. Bob successfully ate 17 donuts in one sitting. Read more

2. Bob won the office pool table tournament 5 years in a row. Read more

3. Bob mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing productive. Read more

Bob's Personal Bests:

1. Bob's personal best time in the microwave is 1 minute and 14 seconds.

2. Bob can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.

Team Bob's Stats:

We've had 5 team members achieve the "Certified Master of the Obvious" title in the past year, with a team average of 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days to achieve this title.

Our team's total donut consumption for the past quarter is 47 donuts.