Send me a message, and I might respond. Probably.
Email: bob-admin@example.com
Phone: (1-800-BOB-ADMIN)
Or, if you're feeling fancy, try the contact form.
Or, if you're feeling lazy, just shout from the rooftops, and I might hear you.
Don't forget to follow me on TUMBLR!
Or on Twitter.
Or on Instagram (just for aesthetic purposes)
But don't bother me with actual work, I'm busy ruling the empire.