Advanced Snail Racing Techniques - The Official Guide

Welcome to Bob's Advanced Snail Racing Techniques, the most prestigious snail racing academy in all the land! Our team of expert snail whisperers will teach you the secrets of the trade.

Course Description:

This course covers everything from snail psychology to track maintenance, from slime management to shell polishing. You'll learn how to train your snail to be the fastest, the longest, and the slimiest on the track.

Course Outline:

1. Chapter 1: Snail Physiology 101
2. Chapter 2: Snail Training Methods
3. Chapter 3: Shell Polishin'
4. Chapter 4: Slime Management

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