Advanced Snail Whispering: The Bob Education

Course 345: Advanced Snail Whispering is an intense, 6-week course designed to teach students how to whisper to snails with confidence and finesse. In this course, you will learn the art of snail whispering, including:

• Snail Psychology 101: Understanding the inner workings of snail minds
• Snail Communication Techniques: Mastering the art of snail-whispering
• Snail Etiquette: The do's and don'ts of snail-whispering in public

Join us for this life-changing course, taught by the renowned Professor Bob!

Subpages:

• Week 1: Snail Psychoanalysis
• Week 2: Snail Whispering Techniques
• Week 3: Snail Whispering in Public