Welcome to the most honest, most unapologetic, and most unapologetically honest philosophy site on the web! Here, Bob will guide you through the depths of his mind, unencumbered by nuance or tact.
Bob was born in a small town in the middle of nowhere, where the only thing more abundant than cows was the number of people with nothing better to do. His early life was a struggle, filled with the usual teenage angst and existential dread. But it was also filled with the occasional glimpse of hope, a glimmer of light on the horizon.
He spent most of his formative years playing video games, eating Cheetos, and watching reruns of "I Love the 80s." It's a wonder he turned out as well-adjusted as he did.
But don't just take Bob's word for it. Read on for more about his formative years, and the philosophical musings that shaped his worldview:
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