A Deep Dive into the World of Crayon Analysis
In this week's installment of Diplomacy with Crayons, we're going to take a closer look at the art of analyzing crime scenes using crayons. It's a delicate process, really.
First, we must consider the color palette used in the crime. Was it bright and cheerful, like our trusty friend, sunshine yellow? Or was it dark and foreboding, like the depths of a well-ventilated, urban alleyway?
Next, we must examine the texture of the crayon used. Was it smooth, like a freshly sharpened number two pencil? Or was it rough, like the surface of a well-worn, 1980s-era Etch A Sketch?
And then, of course, there's the all-important matter of crayon placement. Where was the crayon placed on the crime scene? Was it near the victim, or perhaps in a more... shall we say, 'creative' location?