Feral Sitting 101

Course Description:

This 8-week course is designed for individuals who have a passion for doing absolutely nothing. Learn the art of sitting, staring, and existing in a comfortable, yet unremarkable state. Our expert instructors will guide you through the nuances of finding the perfect spot, the ideal temperature, and the optimal amount of snacks to consume.

Course Schedule:

Week 1: The Basics: Getting Comfortable

Week 2: The Art of Grooming for Maximum Reliability

Week 3: Sitting in Silence: The Importance of Aesthetics

Week 4: Snack Selection and Consumption: The Science of Grazing

Week 5: The Ethics of Feral Sitting: Who's to Blame?

Week 6: Sitting in the Company of Others: The Joy of Feral Sitting Communities

Week 7: The Business of Feral Sitting: Monetizing Your Inactivity

Week 8: The Final Exam: A 48-Hour Feral Sitting Marathon