Canine Cadet Training Academy

Today, we'll be covering the fundamentals of Feral Sitting. Yes, you read that right: Feral Sitting. It's not just a hobby, it's a skill.

Our expert instructor, Bob, will guide you through the intricacies of sitting on a couch with a stray cat on your lap, and how to politely ask it to move off your favorite gaming chair.

Topics covered:

• Advanced Feral Sitting Techniques
• Whisker Maintenance
• Couch Cushion Repair and Maintenance

Assignments:

• Complete a 1 hour Feral Sitting session without dozing off
• Take a 10 minute break to grab a snack, but don't let the cat off the lap

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