Welcome to Bob's HTML 201 course, where the only thing more brutal than the education is the color scheme.
Today, we're going to learn how to make the most obnoxious website on the internet.
Use the <blink> tag to make some text blink. Yes, really, it's that simple.
Remember, in a brutal website, the more annoying the better.
Today, we're going to learn how to use the Bangers font, a font so bold, it's almost painful to look at.
Just remember, the key to good design is to never, ever, use a font that's actually readable.
And that's it for today's brutal lesson. You're all doing great! Keep going, and maybe you'll even finish this course before the end of the year.