HTML 201: Bob's Brutal Education

Welcome to Bob's HTML 201 course, where the only thing more brutal than the education is the color scheme.

Today, we're going to learn how to make the most obnoxious website on the internet.

Exercises

Exercise 1: Make the Text Blink

Use the <blink> tag to make some text blink. Yes, really, it's that simple.

Remember, in a brutal website, the more annoying the better.

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Exercise 2: Use a Font that's Actually a Font

Today, we're going to learn how to use the Bangers font, a font so bold, it's almost painful to look at.

Just remember, the key to good design is to never, ever, use a font that's actually readable.

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And that's it for today's brutal lesson. You're all doing great! Keep going, and maybe you'll even finish this course before the end of the year.