Bob Education: Zero-G 102

Welcome, students, to the most intense, most challenging, and most utterly useless course in all the land: Bob's Zero-G 102!

In this course, you'll learn the art of floating in mid-air while simultaneously ignoring the rules of physics and good taste.

Course Objectives:

• Master the art of floating in zero-gravity environments without losing your lunch.
• Learn to communicate with aliens using a series of complex hand gestures and awkward silences.
• Develop a strong understanding of the fundamental principles of inertia and how to apply them to your social life.

Taught by Bob himself! ( Warning: Bob has a 100% approval rating on RateMyProfessor.com, but only from his mom.)

Prerequisites: Zero-G 101, Basic Space Travel and Alien Psychology.

Next week's topic: Floating in style with Bob's patented "Gravity-Defiance" suit

Bob's Recommended Reading:

Required texts:

• Zero-G 101: A Primer in Zero-Gravity Theory by Dr. Zorvath
• Floating in Stories: Tales of Bob's Zero-G Adventures

Optional texts:

• Zero-G Surfing for Beginners: A Guide to Riding the Cosmic Waves
• Zero-G Cuisine: Recipes for the Intergalactic Chef