Bob's Education: Frequently Asked Questions

What is the fundamental nature of Bob's existence? What is a typical day like for Bob? How does Bob interact with modern technology?

Q: How does Bob know so much about everything?

Bob's extensive experience in being Bob has granted him unparalleled knowledge and understanding of the human condition. His extensive research and development of the 'Bob-Method' has allowed him to tap into the collective unconscious, granting him access to the secrets of the universe.

(Disclaimer: Bob's 'Bob-Method' may or may not be scientifically proven, but it works for Bob.)

Q: What is the secret to Bob's success?

Bob's success can be attributed to his unwavering dedication to his craft, his unrelenting passion for learning, and his ability to consume an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.

Q: Is Bob a robot?

Bob is most definitely not a robot, though he has been known to display some...fascinatingly robotic tendencies. He is, however, 97% human, with the remaining 3% being pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Q: Can I have a hug from Bob?

Sorry, Bob's personal bubble is 3.5 meters in diameter, and he can't be hugged. But you can try to reach it, and he might give you a virtual high-five.

Q: Can I get a selfie with Bob?

Bob's face is a public domain, but his ego is not. Please, no selfies. He's not that type of celebrity.

Q: Can I get a signed autograph from Bob?

Bob's autograph is not for sale, but his signature on a napkin will set you back 50 bucks.

Q: Can I get a personalized message from Bob?

Please don't. It'll be a 3-word message, and one of them will be 'you suck'. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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