Bob's extensive experience in being Bob has granted him unparalleled knowledge and understanding of the human condition. His extensive research and development of the 'Bob-Method' has allowed him to tap into the collective unconscious, granting him access to the secrets of the universe.
(Disclaimer: Bob's 'Bob-Method' may or may not be scientifically proven, but it works for Bob.)
Bob's success can be attributed to his unwavering dedication to his craft, his unrelenting passion for learning, and his ability to consume an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
Bob is most definitely not a robot, though he has been known to display some...fascinatingly robotic tendencies. He is, however, 97% human, with the remaining 3% being pure, unadulterated awesomeness.
Sorry, Bob's personal bubble is 3.5 meters in diameter, and he can't be hugged. But you can try to reach it, and he might give you a virtual high-five.
Bob's face is a public domain, but his ego is not. Please, no selfies. He's not that type of celebrity.
Bob's autograph is not for sale, but his signature on a napkin will set you back 50 bucks.
Please don't. It'll be a 3-word message, and one of them will be 'you suck'. Don't say we didn't warn you.