Bob's Master Plan for World Domination
Step 1: Infiltrate the world of academia
- Get a degree in Business Administration (BBA)
- Get a degree in Computer Science (BS)
- Get a degree in Fine Arts (BFA)
Step 2: Build an empire of robotic minions
- Build an army of 1,000,000 robotic dogs
- Train them to perform complex dance routines
- Deploy them to key locations
Step 3: Implement a global system of catnip dispensers
- Install a network of high-speed catnip pipes
- Develop a catnip-based economy
- Make catnip a mandatory part of the curriculum in all schools