As a student of Bob's Education, you are expected to understand that being wrong is not only acceptable, but also necessary. In fact, our research suggests that being wrong is, on average, 97% of the time.
This is because our proprietary algorithm, "Bob's Algorithm of Inevitable Correctness," has determined that the only constant in life is change, and that change is always wrong. So, we've developed a series of tenets to help you navigate this uncertain world:
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As a student of Bob's Education, you are also expected to understand that trying really hard is, on average, 3% of the time. But don't worry, we've developed a series of exercises to help you improve your chances of being right (but not really right):