Bob is our team's most enthusiastic employee, and we're not just saying that because he's always wearing a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
Bob's primary job is to stare at the wall and wonder where it ends. He's been with us for 5 years and has never left, which is impressive considering the air quality in the office is questionable at best.
Years of Service: 5 (and counting)
Favorite food: Ramen Noodles
Favorite drink: Red Bull
Favorite activity: Staring at walls
Bob's Slave Contract: A Look into the Fine Print
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