Bob Jr. is the youngest of three siblings. His siblings are Bob Jr. Jr. and Bob Sr. Both of his siblings are equally uncoordinated and unrefined. Bob Jr. Jr. has a penchant for playing the accordion and Bob Sr. is a master of the art of napping.
Beneath the surface, the sibling rivalry is intense. Bob Jr. and Bob Jr. Jr. are always competing to see who can do the most chores, with Bob Jr. usually coming out on top due to his mastery of the vacuum cleaner.
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