Our Mission Statement
Team Bob is a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to exploring the absurdities of modern life. We're not just a team, we're a CONUNDRUM of existential crisis.
Our team is led by Bob, a philosopher king with a penchant for bad jokes and worse haircut. Under his guidance, we tackle the big questions: "What's the meaning of life?", "Is the meaning of life 42?", and "Is pineapple pizza actually good?"
We're not just philosophers, we're also expert-level procrastinators. Our motto: "If at first it doesn't make sense, repeat it until it does."