Bob is a 5'2" tall, slightly overweight, middle-aged man with a penchant for wearing pleated pants. His hair is a majestic mane of white, and his mustache is a work of art.
Bob has a degree in "Extreme Ironing," which he obtained from a prestigious online university. He's been known to iron his socks for hours on end, and his favorite hobby is collecting antique door knobs.
When not busy running the show around here, Bob can usually be found in the break room, microwaving fish sticks.