Bob's Sidekick, Esq. (aka "Bobby" to those who know him well) is a master of subtlety. His notes are scattered throughout the office, hidden in plain sight, but never quite read.
Here's a selection of his most cryptic musings:
The ones that dispense too much coffee are like the office equivalent of a nuclear reactor core. They're a menace.
On Meeting Minutes
Whoever thought it was a good idea to print 200 pages of minutes on 100% recycled paper should be shot.
On The CEO's Socks
They're like little socks of doom. Always getting lost, always reappearing in the most inconvenient places.
More of Bob's musings on the secret society within. And for some reason, the team's collective therapy sessions.