Bob: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

A Brief Bio

Bob is a highly skilled and extremely average person. He has a passion for collecting socks and eating cheese.

When not busy solving world problems, Bob can be found in his secret underground bunker, sipping tea and contemplating the meaning of life.

For more on Bob's extensive collection of novelty socks, visit: Sock Collection

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Stats:

Age: Infinite (give or take a few thousand years)

Height: 5'11" (plus 4' of attitude)

Interests: Collecting rare stamps, extreme knitting, and competitive snail racing